Screw A Christmas Story. You know the one thing I can't stand about that film? The fact that dumb ass kid didn't completely take out his eye when he's shooting his Red Rider BB Gun in the backyard. Just one more inch to the right and POW - he get's what he deserves. That is the only way that shite-storm of a movie could have gotten to a half decent level. God I hate that kid.
The following are the top 10 Christmas movies I think are kick ass. Your list may differ from mine and that's cool. No worries. But come December 22nd these will be the movies I've got loaded on the wife's iPhone to watch and put me in the bestest Christmas mood.
Or you could go read Chris Kitowski's blog. Barf. You'd probably have more fun watching paint dry. Will add Chris' blog address as soon as I can.
1. Die Hard - That's right. John McClane and Nakatomi Plaza baby. Yippy ki yeah motherf*cker.
2. Die Hard 2 - John McClane! Christmas Vacation never killed so many people.
3. Scrooged - BILL MURRAY. "The antlers won't stay on the mice". "Then staple them."
4. Trading Places - Jamie Lee Curtis' ta-ta's.
5. Elf - Through the gummy bear forrest and over the chocolate river we must go.
6. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Go Walt Griswald!
7. Gremlin's - C'mon man! Gizmo. It brought us Gizmo for crying out loud.
8. Best Friends - Ryan Reynold's is my hero. Friggin' hilarious!
9. The Ref - Two words. Dennis Leary.
10. Four Christmases - It kind of reminds me of my family... I don't know why.
Top this Chris Kitowski! You hack. You undeniable king of the douche bags.
Saturday, December 5, 2009
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